Troika Travelogue: The Music Of The Bloomlands!

At last! After our first installment, we at the Troika Travelogue are happy to return to you with another magnificent installment of our quest to catalogue the thousands of Troika-not just name them, not just give one or two sentences, but really devote ourselves to helping our readers understand the true and wonderful scope of this vast cosmos we live in. The project continues apace with this guide to the Bloomlands, and what a guide it is.

Readers of our previous installment, ones looking for luxury accommodations and beautiful views and a non-strenuous stay, were no doubt disappointed by the grimy and violent bent of the Bonesea. Active warzones are not the right spot for the whole family, no doubt. Don't worry, as the Bloomlands has everything a tourist could want- breathtaking views everywhere you look, from the glittering clouds to the prismatic lakes to the blue-barked trees; an eclectic and wonderfully friendly populace in love with music, greeting you with a smile and an impromptu symphony; and a stable government that welcomes visitors and is happy to offer the protection you need to feel safe!Of course, if you are of the more violence-oriented bent, do not fret either- no Sphere is without conflict (and backers willing to pay good pence to see it resolved). Besides, if you are going to fight for the food on your table, why not do it somewhere beautiful?

Note: The Editors and Writers of the Troika Travelogue are under no legal liability for any long-term harm, lasting mutations, or societal rejection resulting from said lasting mutations that come from staying in the Bloomlands longer than four days. 

Troika Travelogue: The Music Of The Bloomlands! is an independent production by Nicholas Gibson and is not affiliated with the Melsonian Arts Council.